For Answered Questions(FAQ)

Since I dislike repeated questions, I’ve decided to create a FAQ page that will link you to all of the questions I’ve been asked. Feel free to ask away. This table will be updated as I have time to update it.

Why do you call yourself; “Mr. Sex”, or; “Daddy”?

Why did you choose a ringtone that contrasts so strongly to your overall image? Do clients ever take you less seriousy after hearing it?

Then, do you often refuse jobs? How do you decide which to take? Is it interest/boredom-based?)

I do agree. But then doesn’t your job invole some risk of damage to your clothing? Does that ever bother you?

Do you think you’re short?

Mister Moriarty, what happens to be your favorite kind of job to get?

Why do you call Sherlock a virgin? It’s nothing to insult someone about. -AM & EM

You’re short.

WHERE IS THE PEANUT BUTTER?!?!

I’m about as American as you are sane, dearie ;) I’ll let you know when Versace releases their spring line of straight jackets

Sebastian: How do you feel about doctored knives?

I see, so it’s safe to assume you’ve raided Irene’s closet? Bravo, chum, classy lady that.

If you’re such a genius, then why are you always bored? Surely you can entertain yourself?

Sebastian: What else do you like to /play/ with?

Your hair always looks immaculate. What product(s) do you use?

Sebastian: I think we all already knew you liked my penis sir. -smirks-

The fuzzy in-flawed nuggets how to open lightbox?

Next time could you make your hook-up plans with Sebastian a bit more obvious? Between you flirty mannerisms and quips about his penis, I couldn’t quite tell what you were going for.

What is your favorite semi-precious stone?

Just for shits and giggles, why do you call some people your “pets”? - AM & EM

What do you do when your nipples are hard?

Was the death of Carl Powers your first big criminal act? If not, what was?

Uh, so you’re still alive? Your suicide seemed so consistent with all those hints you gave Mr Know It Much Better… you’re really sooo changeable, sigh. If your suicide was fake, why did you thank Mr Funny Hat on the roof?

Baths or showers?

What is the secret to your irresistibility?

Would you sleep with me? You are a very attractive man and it would be an extraordinary experience I think. Love from Mia.

Favourite flavour of gum?

Favorite composer?

What’s your favourite colour?

Which kind of women do you prefer? Blonde, brunette, thick, thin?

Do you fear death? Regardless, what are your thoughts on it? -SC

What do you think of choral music?

What is your favorite place (on Earth, preferably)?

Mr. Sex, would you consider yourself a psychopath? -RD

What kind of gun do you have?

Favorite Animal?