Worker 1 to Worker 2: You're pretty but you're useless.
Worker 1: Much like an iphone, really.
Never thought to use this as an insult, but dear me. My employees are rather brilliant, at times.
» time 4 months ago   » notes 1
» tags #iphone joke #pretty and useless #Jim Moriarty 

Viy Вий - A Russian cult film. I suggest everyone see it once, if possible, if you’re a fan of obscure. 

» time 4 months ago   » notes 2
» tags #queued post darlings #Viy Вий #Viy Bnn #Russian #film #cinema #60s #Jim Moriarty 

Time for business.

Happy Christmas to all, and may all be safe tonight. Well, safe until New Years.

Leave me something to answer upon my return, will you?

Dear me, dear me.

There are so many terrible imposters of me running about. It’s adorable, but I’m beginning to feel like Saint Nicholas now. 

I’d been in hybernation at ~thekingcriminal, for those who were wondering. But daddy’s come home. Miss me? ;)

You lot best have an utterly eloquent reason for pulling me from bed. 

» time 1 year ago   » notes 27
» tags #jim moriarty #andrew scott 

Magic!Anons?

I’m feeling a bit adventurous and would like to see what you give me.

» time 1 year ago   » notes 1
» tags #jim moriarty #magic!anon #bored 

Smoke break is over.

Time to get back to work.

It’s nearly 7:30 and still so much to do before 10. You’ll see me later, but I won’t see you.

Toodles~

Send me a ⊗ in my askbox and my character will tell you one secret about themselves.

Master of disguise

Sorry, I’m really rusty these days. I tried my best.

You have no need to be sorry, as this portrait is quite flattering. Had I the ability to do such, I’d ask if I could make this into a large print and hang on my wall.

Nevertheless I am highly flattered that you decided to draw me, and your skill should now be admired. Bless you, my dear, bless you.

Image by vaulted-eel.

» time 1 year ago
» tags #jim moriarty #fanart #submission